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unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

JESUS

I’m not a christian, but I am almost certain that you’re not supposed to put a cucumber in Jesus. Almost certain. Maybe I should ask one of my christian friends, just to be sure.
(via cocksucking-accent)

Posted on March 6, 2013 via unadulterated grunge queen with 210,646 notes

Source: unconventionalkitchenslave
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